Your sister was already 7 by the time she learned how to tie her shoes?!

And now I’ll tell you all about me, because I have a (somewhat) similar story. Since my younger sister and I were little, everything in our family has been about her. The question “How will Amy’s Younger Sister feel about this?” runs through my mom’s mind I’d guess at least once a day, even though we’re now in our…

When this site started I had the same reaction, like, “If this site has a feminist bent, do we really need a whole subblog devoted to the myth that landing a man is the highlight of every woman’s life?” But I love I Thee Dread! It’s funny, it has good stories, it makes fun of obnoxious self-absorbed couples and guests…

That dude is not your dad. Paternity test asap :P

It was! And the pictures are full of such 70s goodness as winged hair, bell-sleeves for my mom, ruffled sleeves for my dad, powder blue tuxedos for the groomsmen, and yards of blue chiffon for the bridesmaids.

Would you watch Kylie Jenner do a TED Talk on chemtrails?

Oh you bet Polish. I would like to see Jaden and Willow Smith as part of that group of fucking morons as well.

“Thank you for not raping me” thank you cookies are going to make Pinterest shit itself.

And he’s never made an inappropriate gesture? Because I too feel a surge of relief and quiet pride whenever my professors don’t wank under the table during advisory meetings.

That is the best hashtag! Best! Hashtag! That’s all. I’m otherwise inarticulate with annoyance.

When I’m at a restaurant, I do not uppercut the waitstaff.

So... When do I get my firm congratulatory handshake?

“Some of the men in my life treat me like a human.”

I’ve never killed a woman. You’re welcome ladies.

Um ok like literally just get rid of #BlameOneNotAll and replace it with #WellIShouldFuckingHopeNot and we’re good

Setting the bar super low, India.

Why isnt this a thing RIGHTTHEFUCKNOW?

Freaky Friday Nights: A Texting Event

OMG YES YES YES. MAKE THIS A FEATURE. I would love that so much.

this was a random text I received and did a TERRIBLE job of being funny back. This was a gift horse and I looked it right in the mouth.

This is one of my “secrets” that makes me question if I’m a feminist or not. I considered getting a burner for this comment, but meh.