""Your daughter sleeps around. A harlet [sic]. I saw a video of her and she was moaning like she loved it.""

I played Unity with great disappointment, wondering how it went so wrong. As I played, I kept hoping the next sidequest or co-op mission would turn it all around for me. I wondered if I'd just grown tired of a series I've enjoyed for so many years. But I don't think it's me. I'm the Assassin's Creed guy at Kotaku. I'm…

Yes. When my daughter was 1 she could pick up pennies, small clumps of dirt, dog poop, dried food, bugs, anything really. While she didn't put those things into her vagina, thank goodness, she did put most of them into her mouth.

The "She never left our house" story made me really, really sad.

It looks like one of my daughter's giant dolls. Except, you know, it's a body.

Yep, I clicked too. It was worse than I expected, or at least more creepy.

So did Gail King over on CBS This Morning. She said that when it happens to her she turns, smiles, and says "Thank You!" Luckily Nora O'Donnell stood her ground and said it happens to her constantly and it's harassment.

I see what you're saying, and that makes a lot of sense. It's likely this cover was chosen months ago, and therefore shows the tendency for fashion magazines to sexualize women. But again, to me it's really her choice – she gets the final say in how she's posed and what photos are okay to use, and that makes the…

I get that the "it's my body and it's my choice" could play into it

struggling to learn to breastfeed and feeling like an utter and complete failure, like someone missing the pieces everyone else seem to automatically come equipped with.

Also, you win the internet today for the word "dickteeth" – that one is a first for me.

Yup.

Umm... what?

Yes, but the forever at 22 may not be the same forever you want at 32, through no fault of your own (or your partner's).

But on the other hand, your username rocks. <3

Because... because... BOOOBS!!!!!!!!!!

Posing with your colostomy bag has nothing to do with being skinny. She didn't post it to show off how skinny Crohn's makes her. She said she did it because she was tired of hiding, and that she can pursue a modeling career despite her bag. She never said anything about "Look how skinny I am because of Crohn's! I can…

It is liberating - and has nothing to do with being skinny. http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/…

Seriously, I think this is Chucky in the flesh.

There is no way in hell the numbers for men are right for ages 12 to... I'll say 60 since my parents are over 60. Once a day, at least.