You know what? Stare away, buddy. We are all fucking staring because the woman is a walking work of art.

That smirk....! If being gay were a choice, I would switch teams for her instantly.

Thank you kindest person!

ME TOO.

She definitely had the ring two weeks ago. From her Instagram page:

Are you saying this woman made up the leering dad story?

Why the fuck didn't they ask the fucking gross dads to leave? Seriously.

I had a miscarriage at my daughter's birthday party. It's awful and sad and even if it was an unwanted pregnancy, it still messes with your head and hormones. Poor Lindsay, as if she needs anything else in her life that fucks her up.

She really IS! I mean wow, what a difference.

Holy crap, I had no idea she was this beautiful.

Wow. You'd think she'd be happier to be there.

Whatever dude, it was totally Reagan.

Thank you, kind person!

And this is the best view anyone can/should have of Jayc Utler.

God I love Giant Pixy Stix. Seriously. It's disgusting.

Dude, that is the worst thing ever. Nature is a freak.

And you, sir, win the prize of the day. From me. Which is nothing beyond me saying you get a prize. But I do agree with you 100%.

WHAT THE WHAT?!? WTF IS THAT

This is all well and good, and I feel your pain from the surgery you had years back, around the same time I had my own back surgery. But none of this, NONE OF IT, would have prevented what happened to me while I was pregnant. It's called "cauda equina syndrome" - look it up if you're curious. It's one of those…

WOW. Her father is a dick.