Whatever dude, it was totally Reagan.

Thank you, kind person!

And this is the best view anyone can/should have of Jayc Utler.

God I love Giant Pixy Stix. Seriously. It's disgusting.

Dude, that is the worst thing ever. Nature is a freak.

And you, sir, win the prize of the day. From me. Which is nothing beyond me saying you get a prize. But I do agree with you 100%.

WHAT THE WHAT?!? WTF IS THAT

This is all well and good, and I feel your pain from the surgery you had years back, around the same time I had my own back surgery. But none of this, NONE OF IT, would have prevented what happened to me while I was pregnant. It's called "cauda equina syndrome" - look it up if you're curious. It's one of those…

WOW. Her father is a dick.

Ahhhh!! Army of Tiny Dogs to the rescue!

OH MY GOD I LOVE HER!!! THAT FACE!!!

WRONG. So wrong.

You can still be technically "obese" and still have a healthy heart, eat a healthy diet, and exercise regularly. Obese is just a term for a high BMI depending on height. You can be 25-30 lbs overweight and considered "obsese" for your height. So yeah, if you are an unhealthy eater and don't exercise, then sure you can…

Dude, that's the point. It's a MAGIC truck, meaning volcano-proof.

I want to know more about this Wardrobe Malfunction that supposedly rocked my world.

Gentlemen, this is how you wear a beard.

I'm not sure how I feel about this fabric transition - it's a bit unflattering - but damn Oprah looks amazing. LOVE her hair. And the boobage too!

SHE IS SO FUCKING STUNNING. WOW. What a joy to see her on the red carpet.

What if it wasn't necessarily "your evening" - as in your birthday - but just a night with friends? Come on, it would be awesome.

Yay for more WOC as leads! Ugh I love her.