But... but.... that's SOCIALISM!!!!

Also, the music choices for these videos are perfection.

My thoughts on the Chop grenade fetching: Ohhhh that's awfu.... and he's OK!

Not only do I completely 100% agree with your statement, I also completely 100% agree with the image you've chosen. Thank you, thank you so much for the chuckle after this comedian's terrible display of human indecency.

At first glance that seems slightly more appropriate, until I think of every other Military operation there is to talk about.

At first glance that seems slightly more appropriate, until I think of every other Military operation there is to talk about.

Good call. Those were some amazing snacks in this one....

You obviously didn't watch the video of her trying all those celebrity tequilas....

No, that was back when History Channel first started and was rebranded "The Nazi Channel" because the only thing important that ever happened in history was Nazis.

Sounds like something HGTV would pick up.

What a shame. For the first 24 hours the network was in play, they showed marathons of Parks and Rec and Party Down. You missed out, Lindy.

You also forgot Jewish and English cultures with regards to Madonna. Though... does England have a culture?

OMFG MILEY STOP SAYING "HOMIE".

Want to hear something fucked up? In high school and college, and through my early to mid twenties, I used to get cat-called a lot and whistled at. I was thin, I have a big butt that I'm proud of, and I would dress the way I wanted.

I'm sorry people tell you that you're fat. How AWFUL, and certainly not any better than cat-calling or wolf-whistling. And I HATE IT when people tell me to smile. You know what? I don't want to fucking smile. Not at you, not at anyone except maybe my daughter.

UGH You are TOTALLY missing the point.

I'm going to go cry in a corner now, and thank my lucky stars that I was able to afford a safe abortion.

“If we were such terrible, football-obsessed people, why would we have clapped?”

Ugh. I don't care about how nice Saltsman is, or how great their football support is, or how they are just trying to pick their lives up and get them back together. They say things like they are sick of how the victim feels, then expect the rest of the country to shrug and say, "Ok, Stubenville, you're right! Let's…

I always heard the AIDS needles were hidden in the change return slots on payphones!