Do you live in Albuquerque? Because I'm definitely sure I heard that "gang member" thing as well, and the water park here has been closed for a while...

Please keep us posted about her progress. Until she's out of the water, as it were, I nor my kin won't be anywhere near fresh water lakes/rivers/water parks.

I was trying out the new game, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows and after hearing a couple of these conversations between the brothers I decided to just stop and record them all. Take a look! Oh, and Mikey is obviously still the best turtle.

True, true. A bizarre cycle, to be sure. How do you get experience if you don't get hired, and how can you get hired with no experience? Sucks.

You know, Hitler said that too.

Good thing, too. You'd give engineers and mathematicians a bad name.

I call bullshit!

GOD I HATE THOSE NERDS WHO LOVE BOATS! All those people are are losers who sit in their pre-fab apartment/garages and masterbate over their tools and spend all their time on the internet trying to prove how cool they are! I really hate those losers. Boats are fucking lame. Especially yours.

He's a loser who thinks everyone sucks and that he is the best yet everyone else is responsible for all his problems and all the problems in the world. Yeah, he's a douchebag, and if his girl doesn't know it yet, she will soon enough, poor thing.

I hope you created your account name just to post this picture. If so, you are my hero.

Wow. Bitter much? You may be marketable, but you are certainly not hireable with all that talk about how stupid everyone else is. Good luck in your interviews, buddy - I'm sure all the people will be blown away by your stock boat pictures and images of your sister posing as your girlfriend. And the lame-ass apartment…

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I'm a woman and I'm pumped for both!! WOO!

LAME!!! UGH what an awful place to live. Your poor girlfriend!

Someone should tell her to clean your dirty nasty poopie pants since you love to go poopie on everything and everyone you don't like.

True, but as one of the largest gaming corporations in the world, they have the ability and the money and the resources to set a new example and lead by that example.

You are either a troll, or live a sad, l0nely life, or both. No one "likes" being treated like shit, my friend. Some people (not just women) due to past abuses or some sort of mental health issues respond to being treated like a piece of garbage, but no one actually likes it. Do you?

Man, I wish I had a nice arcade here. I miss those days when my parents would go shopping at the mall and leave me at the arcade to play X-Men and Mortal Kombat and Tekken.

Poor men and their inability to control their man-ness.

Oh yes, those poor men and all their lack of attention from women. I mean, who cares about women getting rape threats all over the internet when it's really just about that one guy who can't get a date!