Yeah. Yes it was and it still frickin is. Jan 22 ‘87 was like a snow day or something in Harrisburg, because we were all off school and watching TV. I was NINE when the breaking news conference cut into regular programming and the guy killed himself in front of the cameras. It’s urban legend thanks it was broadcast…

You’ll have to pry Tropic of Cancer from my cold dead hands.

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I was thinking about it for my Blockbuster Video fines but they decided to pull the trigger first.

STOP IT.

But did he have to off himself on live tv? Because that’s nightmare shit for people watching...

Does the suicide trick work for library fines, too?

I can only imagine how grueling that degree was. He might have also got a minor in bowling...

African American studies....Otherwise known as “I’m here to play sports”

Given his literacy level, I just assumed it took him 14 years to get through high school. Or as Corch Irvin Meyers would spin it, a “seasoned classroom veteran”.

Unfortunately for him Bills players ain’t come here to play football, either.

Imagine him in a booth with Gruden. Maybe then Monday Night Football will be more watchable

So immediately better than listening to Joe Buck.

Jay Cutler as sideline reporter, so he can just angrily sit and smoke the entire game.

So, the same shit, he’s been doing for years

How is this different from his old job?

Smokin Jay is back baby!

If he can just adequately convey the utter contempt he has for everything it should at least be good TV...

Only if he is allowed to smoke on air.

Cutler’s a knob, but he wasn’t that bad on those couple episodes of The Leauge a while ago.