Pipe and a crepe?

They couldn't get a day of shooting done because Clint keeps yelling at an empty chair.

Ahhhh… good ol' Amazon Prime, the Dumont network of streaming services.

"Okay, guys, (does bong rip) before I leave to go hiking around Indonesia I want to introduce you to my cousin, Kenny Bachmann. He'll be in charge now."

Hmmmm… something about this doesn't jive. If Dwayne "Scissors" Johnson can do 12 blockbusters and 12 episodes of ballers a year, TJ "grown ass Beavis" Miller can do a week on the deadpool sequel, 6 weeks as comedic relief on shitty rom com, 3 months of stand up and still shoot silicon valley. There is at least one…

being nice to people = pussification

Carolla used to be funny. I guess around the time Kimmel got super huge, Carolla got super angry and, what I can now see is not coincidental, much more conservative. Anger helps some comedians (Bill Burr, Doug Stanhope) it didn't help Carolla though.

I didn't hate Ceciley Strong on Update. Let Pete and Che do update though, I bet that'd be solid.

any pedophile worth his salt knows he can't be that close to a playground. the really good ones keep their ice cream cart right at the edge of border.

I know it's "cool" to kick around Ol' Rob "The Hot Chick" Schneider but what you cruel, sick sons of bitches don't realize is, after we log off and we climb into bed at night, we know that there is a modicum of good that exists in the world, that the world is not all black despair and uncaring anguish. But every…

Mike McCready's solo on Breath from the Singles soundtrack if fucking amazing. That solo made me start playing guitar. 23 years later and there's still no way I could play that solo like he did. It really is extraordinary.

well yeah, that's just classless

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays.

i think it was a Caradine. accidental.

its gross and tabloidey and dumb

I just realized I've been listening to Chris Cornell for 23 years. And his passing is still far too soon. Not a lot to say about it. Just very sad. R.I.P. Chris and thanks for the music.
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i miss my kitty.

to clarify: not a raging alcoholic, I work overnights so this is my evening. plus, I ain't going to no damn meetings, mom! I don't care if there is free coffee. get off my back, pfffffttttt.

no, it's too hard on the animators wrists.

did they fix portia de rossi's face this time? what's wrong with your face?