*raises drink in the air
To doing things the dumbest way possible!

Where I work, we do things the dumbest way possible because consultants with 0 experience in our field said it would be easier, more efficient and more productive. They are 0 for 3 in those regards. It's been two years and the numbers bear it out. Yet, changing back would not be "cost efficient". It's a nightmarish…

Does the 11/10C start time bug anyone else? Talk shows start at 10:30 (my time zone) dagnabbit. *shakes fist at sky

did he say making fuck?

“You are not Michael Jordan. You are a seven-foot-seven goony-looking Lithuanian who’s gonna drop dead of Marfan syndrome. Get your ass in the car.”

Jerkin it ain't even fun until the tenth hour, hell everybody know that.

Shock G approves!

everyone knows the old joke about making sexy time to, for sake of niceness we'll say…, an unfortunate looking woman and putting a paper sack on her head. I wonder if that scenario has been played out in a car, and there's an ugly lady getting balled silly with a McDonalds bag on her head. "oh don't stop, I smell…

You're fryerd.

I'll take a The Ladies Man series.

wanna meet in the middle and say severe food poisoning followed by a zeppelin crash?

The judges will allow it, but only because you put it in the form of a question.

I'm not sure Spicer or even Trump are inherently evil. Maybe they're just woefully inept. Imagine if Trump were a constitutional scholar and knew the right way to enact his xenophobic immigrant ban? Or was able to effectively exert his will on America? So, idk… maybe it's a good thing they're so fucking dumb. Idk…

Trumps hands are HUGE in Japan.

+10 cool points for that obscure reference. Headline reads, "Well, he finally did it." or "Press Sec loses head, job opening at White House."

nah, homeboy is in way over his head, he's failed too far upward. He's not trained for this level of insanity. The way he bailed on the press last week, hiding in bushes this week, the press incessantly asking him to explain the actions and whims of an illiterate tyrannical toddler.

I cant decide if he's a Mike Judge character or a Coen Bros. character.

Do you think there's anyone on the planet who hates their life more than Sean Spicer does right now? You just know he spends his evenings with his big toe on the shotgun trigger, note hastily written on bureau, tears strolling down his face, beckoning to an unanswering God to give him the strength to pull the trigger.…

Have you ever actually had Turkish Delight?

they only do 10 Sunny's a year. If Charlie Day can manage to co star in 6 middling forgettable comedies a year and still do the show, Howerton and Olsen can figure it out.