there's just no pleasing some people, huh? Geeze,

that's why our country is goin right down a series of tubes

I like to think that America's founders were weird, overly strict, puritans kicked out of their homelands for being too preachy and controlling.

You have to have The Guardians of the Galaxy save the universe in every installment. If they foil a jewel heist it becomes Guardians of the Kay Jewelers. An don't nobody wanna watch that.

"I got my mind set on you,
I got my mind set on you,
I got my mind set on you,
I got my mind set on you."

cargo shorts are fine, dudes should never wear sandals anywhere but where swimming is acceptable. It's gross.

dude, rent The Last Castle asap. trust me.

I love my kid and all but I'll be good and gawddammed if I'm gonna let that little shitkicker praise Jar Jar Binks under this roof. He can get the fuck out. I know he's six. I know he's six. So what? You know what, when nobodies home, you know what? I get his Jar Jar action figure and I fuckin kick him.

the nerd crew joke is wearing thin.they need to find a new gag or move on. i really do enjoy rlm videos though, don't always agree with them but i do appreciate the effort.

I don't buy this "the network killed our show" "bad time slot" "lack of promotion" shit. None of the networks are rooting against their programming. It's democracy at it's finest. If people aren't watching a show, it's not gonna come back. Because of DVR viewers don't have to choose one show over another.

eww

Isn't funny how talent can manage to only hit one person in a family. I mean like… all the talent. Then all that's left is jealous lecherous twits with scores to settle. yeah… funny.

but don't they give away the algorithm to Gavin by surrendering the video chat? that algorithm is still proprietary, isn't it? I thought it was the one thing no one else had.

I use Maury to feel superior to others. I've been practicing my "ain't the baby daddy" dance. Now all I need is a female to acknowledge my existence… then boom.

You smirked in her presence, just once. She ruled against you before the introductions were done. You just don't smirk at Judge Judy no matter how much it looks like she's turning into Maz Kanata.

I come for the judgement but i stay for the bashing.

I thought that was Otis Lee Crenshaw?

RatRace: Are you the best snitch on the cellblock?

yeah? well…. rosebud was his sled. boom.

spoilers do not exist on an eighty year old movie