don't take babies to crowded outdoor music fests. that's shitty parenting, that's on her.

resting Bill Maher = avg asshole rating 6.8 = Scott Caan
monologuing Bill Maher = avg asshole rating 8.9= Jim Belushi

all us guys are the exact group of people to decide how that woman defines and celebrates feminism. on a related note, my wealthy mom is an expert on what food poor people should be buying with food stamps.

sportscenter has become another pr tool for agents and managers. it's boring.

There are guys who the let the moment breathe. And there's guys who strangle it to death and blather about it until the funeral.

I think pairing Bayless and Shannon Sharpe on the same show is brilliant. Now I can not watch them both AT THE SAME TIME!

On a scale of Ghandi to Barry Bonds, I'd give him a Jim Belushi.

you mean the ever reddening always expanding floating head of Dan McLaughlin? yes, he's one of ours. although FSMW has been bringing Jim Edmonds occasionally to color. He's not bad. Smart guy, knows the game. He can take Hrabowski's (I'll never spell that one right) spot anytime.

that's real fucked up, pal. just remember who you're messin with. I've heard hours upon hours of McCarver's "work". I'm impervious to pain. I feel nothing anymore.

My money says he has literal closet full of hooker's shoes. With the feet still in them.

Tim McCarver is the absolute worst on sports broadcast. He offers little to nothing to a game. Oh he's retired you say? Yeah, I celebrated that announcement too. Then it was announced he'd do tv and radio for my beloved st. louis cardinals. I can't escape him and he's killing the game I love.

I don't wish harm upon many folks but… I sure wouldn't hate it if Nancy Grace just disappeared forever. She really is horrible.

he should quit doing a monologue each show, they're just painful to watch.

I can't think of another movie surprised me as much as The Matrix did. I really wasn't expecting much based on the trailer. Is it a flawed movie? Sure. But it did make a hell of an impact on American culture. People still use the phrase "glitch in the matrix". I also remember trying so hard to like the sequels but….

Why can't I be a Cure fan?

Tomorrow is Just Another Day In Which To Die Twice….. Who Loved Me

Opening night of Ironman 2, when Sam Jackson tells RDJ, "I got my eye on you." I bet they heard the groans across the fuggin street.

Demented orphan fights urge to kill clown. #explainafilmplotbadly

“I felt this incredible surge of power, like God must feel when He's holding a gun,”

"I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHERE THE STUFF I LOVE COMES FROM! I JUST LOVE THE STUFF I LOVE! Hey, do you love Angelina Jolie? Does she give you a big boner? Well then here's Jon Voight's ballsack! That's right! The sweaty, pink ballsack she swam out of. Now jerk off to that, you lucky so and so!" Patton Oswalt