Honkey Dong

My heart hurts!

i heard David Spade hunts for tail here.

So we've forgiven Casey Affleck for assisting in Joaquin Phoenixs rap career?

yeah cause Franco/Hathaway worked so well.

Not a huge difference between regular Billy Crystal. He just talks about Yankee baseball the other hour of the day now.

i did not enjoy that.

I still don't cotton to the idea of hiding this show behind a pay wall. If Star Trek is the crown jewels (phrasing) of CBS, don't you want to put it in front of the most set of eyeballs possible? I do understand that CBSGo or whatever will milk a few more bucks from viewers but… I just assumed being one of the four…

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Dick Tracy.

Whuddabout the time that roof collapsed on the Old Folks home in Encino? 24 "celebrities" dead. They may have been bit players in the 40's, or played trombone on a b-side of an a side no one is familiar with, or they were just extras with only a couple credits to their name but damned if the AV Club didn't do an obit…

Joe Brown.

Awwww man. *spills a drink Olde English 800 on the ground.* This makes me hope that training day is really good.

Orange skin is the thinnest skin.

You're all fools if you don't stop what you're doing and follow this man and his fabulous frogs with a fervor reserved for the second coming. He only shouts because he cares.

or maybe this just the setup of the greatest magic trick ever pulled.

That's no moon….

"You're gonna get so much nice-nice, you're gonna need two ding-dings." Tracy Jordan

(sigh) the older I get the more true this is. I drip like a fucking air conditioner.

"The wheels are THIS close to falling off this rolling flaming shit show. Stay tuned."