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How racist is "White Boy Rick"? Why not a black version? "African American person who self identifies as male Ken". Or "Gentleman of Hispanic or Latino origins Dan"?

I think the commentary for Tropic Thunder is pretty great. For the record, Downey Jr. stayed in character, (as promised) for the whole thing.

We've been under funding our public schools for years.

Who's in charge of checking? What's the punishment? What about folks who have bothsies?

voter mandated marijuana use

when you have 2.5 in the bank you can do whatever you want to them. grab em by the tushy.

Meaty cracker? have you been spying my tinder profile?

"Got My Mind Set on You" by George Harrison is either brilliant or derpy and I can't decide which. I do know it's catchy though.

Rich Evans squeal of a laugh pierced the late night silence.

When that phone rings at 3 A.M. and it's your drunk ex just wanting to "talk", who do you want taking that phone call?

We're gonna build a pay wall, it's gonna be great!

My name is DeputyJunior and I've served the fine people of The AV Club for many years now. I fought in the battle of the Spambots, I fought vigorously for the pro register group, I lost loved ones in the JJ Star Wars Rumble. It's because of my experience and my undying loyalty to The A.V. Club that I'm running for

It was my understanding that pants were not required and that there would be no math…

I don't think that's an apt comparison at all. While both use shock to differing effects, C.K. is far more clever than Schumer.

at this point she's a Frankenwhore.

I'm glad psychological scars are on the inside or that would make the porn I watch even creepier.

Maybe we should get some of those guys to fuck her brains back in.

Nah-uh, you'll be in prison.

I'm afraid we'll have to agree to disagree. It's odd though, I've seen Megan Mullaly sing a handful of times and she has a lovely singing voice but when she sings as Gayle I wanna shoot myself in the face.

I couldn't think of a scarier puppet for the job. Maybe make it more affable and market it towards the urban markets, is Franklin from Arrested Development is available?