Dude hasn't even absorbed anyone's powers yet. LAME!

The Martian Babies this fall on CBS. "We're gonna have to science the doody out of this."

As a human being, if I have found myself living in such a manner where my fellow man has deemed me fit to strike with fecal matter? I start rethinking my life.

For real though, no matter how batshit the idea, mankind has the equipment and know-how to drop the coast a fuckin ocean by 600 gawdamn feed. That's awesome.

Sometimes you gotta jiggle the handle to make all the brownies go away cause our shitters all janky. So it's not rare to hear "JUST JIGGLE IT" as guests use our restroom. #classy

I generally like Fred Armisen but I found Portlandia…. often repeating itself. At least during the first few seasons I watched. I heard an SNL writer talk about writing sketches for the show and they said a challenge was making sure one joke wasn't the entire sketch. I think much of early Portlandia fell victim to…

Solely judging by her talk show appearances, she's a god damn delight.

Eh, it's background noise. I'll be first to say latter day Simpsons episodes wildly differ in terms of quality, but even the lesser episodes aren't a punishment to watch.

So my pitch is Small Town Drunks History. Just picture Drunk History with old school Barney Gumble. Just poorly educated, horribly misinformed, hoosiers, shit housed retelling events from whatever they could cobble together from war movies and their barley rotted brain synapses.

treat yo'self!

spending my friday night iced in my house alone, gf is in hotel room 30 miles away due to ice storm, drinkin sailor jerry and mountain dew, with Simpsons on Fxx (fred armison, patton oswalt hipster episode, meta onion av club reference) in the background, also dickin round on AV Club. Life could be worse.

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I am a chiefs fan and you're right, Reid can't manage a clock. Did you see the Onion story about Reid consulting his playcall sheet cake? Genius. In fact, to kill some time go over to the Onion and search Andy Reid, there's a few stories making fun of his… fatitude. Also, I have not been comped to say this.

Although, the boys watching Jersey Shore was pretty great. I think the lack of music videos changed the tone of the show for the worse.

can we crowd fund a beavis and butthead movie sequel yet? or can we download it from the cloud? or foursquare a omegle about it? I don't know how the internet works, I do know Silicon Valley and B and B are good. The Goode Family is not.

Bindleburp Flunkeldong

If Trump kept up with the news, he'd be prime suspect #1.

Portias plastic surgery is fuggin distracting. I'll just say it.

So no more Two for Tuesdays in Norway? What will happen come Rocktober? However will they get the Led out?

"It don't taste like Cox unless I say it does." Dewey Cox