Eddie solo is cool and all but… idk. I'm really glad he has Pearl Jam and Pearl Jam has him.

Stubby Clapp objects!

now he's called Swallow.

Are just letting Sajak off the hook for his twitter meltdown?

I've ran the numbers and it turns out one Bjork is plenty. Looks like 33% shy on Bjorn Borg though.

Man, late night tv is so crowded. Conan is always quality, but I guess I'm trying to say I haven't been as good a fan as I could have been. This is all my fault.

the punchline is, "you're thor? I can barely walk straight and it hurts when I pith."

If you could pick your own nickname, what it would it be?

If they're gonna turn it into Conan On The Street it will not last long.

Yeah, there is no way to spin this as a good thing.

As happy as you are judging everyone!

it's complicated to write your own rhymes, complicated! complicated! complicated!

so what are the rules here? is it only for ipod shuffles? can androids play too?

Okay, a megastar's death announcement could be made at 1 am on election night and they'd still receive massive press and a massive boost in catalog sales. But is it really that paranoid to think that a C list recording artist's representation may sit on a death announcement over a weekend to get more attention on a…

member the snl sketch where ozzy (horatio sanz) has to sing his lunch order over Sabbath tunes to get what he wants? that was great.

Okay, not to be insensitive to anyone who has recently passed, but with all the recent celebrity deaths I've been a little suspicious of the announcement of the death vs the time of actual death. Also, I've been questioning the accuracy of some of the medical reports. Is there a vetting process? Is there a manager…

you're not focusing on the right part of the story. you see it's like you gotta keg…

it's like carrying around 12 beers in box that held 24 to start with. Just because it can hold 24 doesn't mean it was holding 24 at the time of the shit storm. (star wipe) and that's the CORE CONCEPT!

nah it's more like when you're helping someone backup a boat trailer. you gotta hold your hands up high enough to see, then sometimes you gotta use to more than one thumb to indicate direction. like telling em to turn twice as hard.

I've seen that Eagles doc about a dozen times now and that's weird cause I'm VERY middle of the road regarding their music. I know it's in poor taste to speak ill of the dead but, I think I watch just to be awe struck by Glenn Frey's…. ego, disregard for others and the clip of him on Miami Vice.