I've always wondered if Admiral Nelson served under Captain Morgan.

what about, "from the studio that brought you…"? Isn't that a sure sign of suckage? Or the critic blurbs are from papers or websites you've NEVER heard of?

That's my secret, Cap, I'm always lifting.

Anyone have Paper Tiger in their deadpool? Anyone?…. Congrats to Craig over in marketing. For picking Paper Tiger to go tits up….. he wins…uh… a $45 dollar gift card to Chilli's.

Jeff City aint that bad, man. 6/10

I’m a 50-year-old father of three who can’t read…and I rule this school.

At this point he's beating the fucking ghost of the horse…. or busting the ghost…. whoa, full circle…. creepy.

Damn, dude. You're totally right. I hate fucking up like that in a public forum. In my defense I was 6 in 88… but still…. I'mma put on the idiot cap and sit in the corner for a while and think about what I done did.

Willie Fuckin Horton

yeah, and flea markets.

My NRA supporting uncle hasn't made the switch to disc based media. Its gotta be "on tape".

then you and every other pissed off PJ fan should write your state senators, reps and governor voicing your displeasure over the law. Besides an upset constituency, you can also mention all the revenue an event of that size costs the tax payers of your state when the acts cancel.

McCarthy is hit and miss for me. I've seen her be really funny and I've seen her do the whole "fatty fall down" schtick to death. I'll always give her a chance to make me laugh and I'm usually rewarded 50% of the time.

Girl like that can have as many notes as she wants… *twirls toothpick in mouth, raises eyebrows comically*

I'm so wet I'm getting dehydrated.

I hope its a buddy stoner comedy. The falcon all smoked out, Han and Chewy obliviously get into and out of intergalactic high jinks while dodging Imperial DEA agents. I'd pay to see that movie.

i love The Muppets, but I sure don't love "The Muppets". I can't figure out what this show is supposed to be, who it's for or who might enjoy it. It doesn't work as an Office style dramedy, it doesn't work as a slapsticky Larry Sanders, it's a fuggin mess. Pull the plug and retool.

Any Given Sunday should be on this list as well. WILLY BEEMAN!

Real Steel has been on my DVR since it's HBO debut… for whatever reason I won't watch it.. but I can't delete it either so SPOILER ALERT? Also Sorkin deserves some love for turning a book about baseball stats into a highly watchable film.

The end time are nigh.