On the first day of Xmas, IHOP gave to me, a case of diabetes

He knows when you’ve been over eating.

Hopefully people will be better this time!

Drive faster.

I said “hop in.”

remember these?

This is awesome. Some day in the future, humans may actually be able to see out of Camaros.

Any Mazda Rotary: Fun Bag of Doritos.

Ought to stow them in the overhead bins.

high enough to see the curvature of the Earth

Remember when Nissan thought this is what the kids would want?

Wtf is a “playoff” This is motor racing not sportsball.

Out: gender reveal parties

Oh my god Life in Aggro killed me with that one, both in laughter tears and sadness tears.

Rustango.

You talkin’ about us?

You’re actually struggling with a Civic? 

80's, eh? Phhht. You kids...

Louvres are the solution. Never forget the 1980s.

I’m going to laugh if there’s deep fry instructions on the packages.