*looks at picture, closes eyes*

You can’t get any Tesla with a six speed.

454 billion? Can we fix the roads and schools first.

SO MY 7 YEAR OLD CAN TAKE SCREENSHOTS AS WELL AS A PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER, HUH

I don’t carry a phone so I’d be rather annoyed if I showed up to my reservation and found it had been cancelled because of a text I didn’t receive.

“Are people really that lazy or inconsiderate?”

JFC, just be a decent human being and confirm the res. Are people really that lazy or inconsiderate?

Maybe this makes me a bad person, but at this point I’m just following Fallout 76 news for the entertainment value.

That’s not a motorcycle.  It’s a cab-forward SUV.

Please ask Jake, while he’s wearing his costume, whether he feels like a sandwich or not.

Dear good Sir,

I’ve got legs from here to Key West, thanks for asking.

May it’s headgaskets leak no more.

RIP. Let’s give it a 21 Vape Salute

555 is the brand of cigarettes that has sponsored the Subaru World Rally Team.

So what we’re saying here is, at some point in history, some guy said the following:

Ask Gus Grissom about those bolts...

Your fucking autoplay ads are the fucking worst.

Fuck you.

Agreed. But why limit yourself to the visible wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum when you could be displaying infrared frequencies as well? Just look at that gorgeous livery!

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