This thing is awful and it was awful last week.

Depends to the rescue!!!

This Ford GT.

They are benevolent folks who have come back from the future to warn us about loading our trailers properly...

It’s climate week, we’re all about recycling.

The trailer makes it look like the best Star Wars thing to come along since ESB. Why are you down on it?

At this point though, would you want to take that project on? Heavy sea spray then sitting for years? That engine probably needs a rebuild anyway

Yacht? Don’t you mean dingy?

Is...this really the title?

The headline led me to believe there was going to be a marriage proposal and a wedding.

Hey, this isn’t Earther.

Oh no, they said the quiet part loud...

Well, there’s Gangsta rap in the background, so I’d say 50-cent percent.

Just be glad she didn’t order a Coldcut, Unpasteurized cheese, No Tomato.

You must be new to the internet so I will provide this handy graphic useful for all occasions.

Badass bagger bags burglar.

I literally came here to say this. They need to offer Hot Wheels, and only Hotwheels.

I take it you’ve perused r/Hotwheels from time to time on reddit.

I have over 15,000 diecast vehicles in my collection (dating back as far as 1955). I’ve done this for 46 years. The McD’s Happy Meal Hot Wheels make up a small but sizable portion of my collection. I hate that no HW’s have been offered in nearly 4 years. (No, the Monster Jams don’t count. That was a separate deal with…