I feel like it’s wrong that I find this funny. I can’t figure out who this is for.
I heard that this car is going to be in the new movie, Mad Max: Führer Road.
Wouldn’t it be more difficult to see through paper tape?
We’ve been trying to reach you about your ship’s extended warranty.
Gym mat burgers for all!
“I’m calling to inform you that the warranty on your spaceship is about to expire.”
I don’t care if other drivers are wearing a mask. I care when they are being lazy, bad drivers who are impacting me on the road.
She’s built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro.
Marshmello’s vehicle is toast(ed).
Dammit Zach N. Cheese. You had one job. One.
Motorcycles, commercial vehicles (my school bus!), news, and whatever weird stuff I can dredge up!
I think you meant “assteroid”.
Having been a carpenter for decades I have to say what the hell is that and what kind of ted bundy level sociopath ordered it? Several prostitutes died in that house guaranteed.
Only a small handful of objects are known to pose a serious threat to Earth, and the gigantic asteroid Apophis is one of them.
Only cow eggs are dairy.
Then they got it right.
Snacks.
Remember when we thought this would be over by summer? Pepperidge Farm remembers.