Better yet, don’t shoot animals on safari.

STEAM (they added “Arts” to the acronym in most venues)

Never had this problem with my Beetle. 

I think we’ll  have to call you “Fancy David” now.

No rear window? Didn’t see that one coming...

Is it just me or does this look like something you’d hijack in GTA5?

“Friends officially leaving next year Netflix to hang out with its cool new friend, HBO Max”

Business in the front, party in the back!

Front looks better than the rear. Material quality will still be the same as a happy meal toy though.

Ok those shoes look like absolute garbage to me. Mostly has to do with that disgusting shade of grey they chose for the main shoe color. I’m assuming it has something to do with the original N64 controller color, but it looks nasty on a shoe.

you can’t make out Melania’s real face either

GMTA

Starred for Melania Stump. 

I’ll wait until it’s selling for half-off.

I’ll wait until it’s selling for half-off.

What is the point of Melania Trump?

This is the most german thing I’ve ever heard.

It’s butter chicken, not butter seagull, you instapot fanatic.

who the fuck flushes cotton swabs and wet wipes down the toilet?

The dog is still alive. It’s your friend who is dead.