Rustango.

You talkin’ about us?

You’re actually struggling with a Civic? 

80's, eh? Phhht. You kids...

Louvres are the solution. Never forget the 1980s.

I’m going to laugh if there’s deep fry instructions on the packages.

So you’re saying this isn’t the final Frontier?

“the purity and wholesomeness of the air caused constant comment..”

1 hour after the subway started service....

*looks at picture, closes eyes*

You can’t get any Tesla with a six speed.

454 billion? Can we fix the roads and schools first.

SO MY 7 YEAR OLD CAN TAKE SCREENSHOTS AS WELL AS A PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER, HUH

I don’t carry a phone so I’d be rather annoyed if I showed up to my reservation and found it had been cancelled because of a text I didn’t receive.

“Are people really that lazy or inconsiderate?”

JFC, just be a decent human being and confirm the res. Are people really that lazy or inconsiderate?

Maybe this makes me a bad person, but at this point I’m just following Fallout 76 news for the entertainment value.

Tesla Model R release date yet to be confirmed

Please ask Jake, while he’s wearing his costume, whether he feels like a sandwich or not.

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