Good thing Snyder and Affleck found some charitable work to keep occupied. They sure as heck gonna need it when my movie crushes theirs at the box office.

Vitruvius?

I don't have full creative control, some stupid disagreement about how much more black the movie could be, buf if they let me, I will totally bat out some of my awesome moves.

I hate that place.

Y'know, it kinda does.
And personally, I'm not in a hurry to work with Emmett and Wyldstyle again. Building my own franchise seems like the right thing to do at the moment. I don't see that Snyder/Affleck thing going anywhere. I mean of course it's gotta be pretty DARK but the real Batman likes to party and dance once…

What's this, a gimmick account party?

Hey Freeze, the heat is on!

Hey, what I do in the Batbunk™ with the Fleshbat™ is a private matter. Wyldstyle left me and I'll batarang myself before I give Catwoman another call, so there's nothing wrong with it, a single Bats has needs to.

I'm in the same awesome shape I always was. Why that Affleck-dude feels the need to put on 30 pounds to portray me is beyond me.

Great, I got my thriving music career and my upcoming movie but still they make me collect studs for some dudes sitting on their asses.
As if I hadn't enough dark shit in my life to begin with. I'm an orphan for starters, I literally have no parents.
Sigh, time to play my first hit single again

Lacks a certain bat declaring that he's not wearing hockey pads.
Other than that, good job, kid!

Michael Keaton? Uh…who's that? Sounds like a cool guy.

I find the show lacking.

It was about goddamn time to stop partying with this bunch of strangers.

Dude, I'm working on my album, had to finish the first draft of my movie's script and these duplo guys are really giving me trouble lately.
In fact, fighting all this DARKNESS alone can get a little much even for an awesome dude like me. At this point I'd be glad if Lego Robin or even *sigh* Lego Spiderman turned up in…

Your anatomy doesn't allow for a stake through the heart.

Sorry bro, since I'm working on my new awesome DARK album anyway, I'll do the entire soundtrack by myself.
It's gonna be off the grappling hook. That's a bat pun.

I only work in black, and sometimes very, very dark grey.

You're on my bat list. That's a bat pun.

Relax everybody, I'm here.