The Gambler's a cool dude, leave him alone.
We both weren't here if it wasn't for him!

No need, the job is already taken.

I'll wing it… That's a bat pun.

Bruce Wayne? Uh… who's that? Sounds like a cool guy.

*last of a dozen batarangs hits @George_Liquor:disqus *

I have aged phenomenally

Uh oh seems like a super less cool person than me has trouble getting his movie made.

Cool! What kind of sound system does it have?

NO PARENTS! DAKNESS! AND NOW A SURROGATE SON!
*SIGH* Well at least I get a lot of new DARK inspiration for my next album.

Feelings? A Crisis? Weird dancing? I have no idea what Alfred is talking about sometimes.

Wait a second. You're telling me that you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes in surround sound?

*Throws a dozen batarangs at Last Mariachi's face, last one hits*

What're you two losers talking about?

Relax everybody, I'm here.

I remember those days. American Bricks Batman didn't quite have the right ring to it.

How much more shitty can disqus get? The answer is a lot. A lot more shitty.

That's my line!

Bring your own Bat Boy?

I said I only work in black. Work, not eat.

You are so disappointing on so many levels, internet.