Look, I don’t know what y’all are doing with your families, but that’s a pretty standard reunion with the Elliott clan. Except none of our females would take time off to raise babies. No, ma’am. Strap those budding gearheads/international agents into an Ergo and buckle the fuck up. 

What did Serena do to you?

Please tell us exactly why should Jemele Hill shut her mouth on plenty of topics? She is an extremely well-known journalist and television personality that is followed and appreciated by many. The only problem I can think of is that time and time again, HIT DOGS WILL HOLLER. Plenty of folks in this country get in…

I never could get into Fixer Upper, but Home Town has been way better. The houses themselves come out looking way more varied and they do a far better job giving their clients what they want, while still giving unique touches as well. Probably a good amount of it is staged, but I feel that they are a far better couple…

Look, I’m gonna say it -- I like Ben and Erin more. 

I was thinking about joining a frat but I found out that my friends would hang out with me for free so I ultimately passed.

She and her attorney argued she has been “deprived” of education and therapy. She has between 30 and 60 minutes of individual therapy twice a month and has had three joint sessions with her mother. Before being detained, she was meeting with a therapist twice weekly in addition to family therapy and academic tutoring,…

If there’s anything that 2000, 2004, and 2016 taught me is never to trust the white American voter.

I am really struggling with what is going on with these Jezebel writers lately. They are just shitting on people for ridiculous reasons, blatantly missing the point, and from the comments it’s more than obvious that they are entirely out of touch with their audience. The fact that they’ve *more than once* mocked…

I feel like it was pretty clear that Ellen’s question was rhetorical...

I wonder how often a police department for a city with a population of 70,000 actually needs a Lenco BearCat.

My biggest takeaway from watching the various police around the nation is that they had better hope they never arrive at an actual violent riot. Forget armed protesters, they are allowing large crowds to regularly work around behind them. They are begging to be swarmed from all sides.

Except these protestors were by all accounts peaceful until the police suddenly went after them. Nice try, but nobody is going to buy what you are selling, "democrat".

Is Reese Witherspoon’s comment bad? Seems like a good starter list to me

You left out The Boston Busing riots of the 70's. The death and injury of two men in December of 1986 at Howard Beach NY at the hands of a mob of white teenagers. The Central Park Five’s bullshit conviction in 1989 and a certain Editorial by a fat, repulsive, sexual predator in The NY Times. The murder of Yusef…

Does it have pockets? It looks like you could hide some pockets in the side seam.

Well I’m a dumbass.

I mention that in the previous paragraph:

“Watch The Future USS John F. Kennedy Float For The First Time.”

I vote for the “fixer upper” story where the couple explores an abandoned house with creepy dolls and a pit in the middle of the floor and the one about Cassandra and her partner going to the dog park island in the middle of the night and sensing creepy things wanted to harm them.