Nobody would know, nobody. Last I saw him Ultron was sitting on him. Yeah, he’ll be missed, that quick little bastard. I miss him already

Oh Jack is definitely sketchy. He’s just not evil. Full of himself and not the sharpest arrow in the quiver? Sure. Bad? No.

Reminds me about the questioning for jury duty when I was part of the selected pool. Lawyer asked me if I could render a guilty verdict. Me: “Well there’s the law and then there’s justice. I would do what’s right.”

She’s everything everywhere all at once!

Spectre!Ollie: ... You can just do that?
Felicity: I’VE BEEN SAYING

I’m not going to debate the interpretation of the law, or the size of the crowds or police presence, but give me a f@$#ing break ... this guy was *strolling* around the pitch and NO ONE took it upon themselves to get him off? Police would be great, but what about stadium personnel? Stewards? Club personnel? I’m a…

“If you do, you might end up being as disappointed as we were in this latest film in the spy series.”

Rescue operations saw the U.S. Coast Guard lower aviation survival technician second class Derrian Duryea down from a helicopter to pull the woman’s body out of the vehicle.

In fairness, some people around Western New York put ‘the’ in front of just about every place that’s a proper noun. Ex: ‘The Walmart’ or ‘The McDonalds.’ It’s a very weird local quirk.

Isn’t Jess King gay? I thought that was what that comment meant. 

Third. Carrie was number 3.

Wait, you don’t think sucking up to the boss is “something to gain”?

This letter might well be totally heartfelt, genuine, and represent the feelings of a majority of the crew.

I’ve figured it out.
So Andrew Garfield has been denying being in No Way Home, an he’s telling the truth. But he will return as The Amazing Spider-Man in the new Chris Pratt movie, Garfield: Into the Garfieldverse.
When it happens, remember who figured it out.

It worked for Legends of Tomorrow...

Dear Ms. Woodley; please encourage Mr. Rodgers to freeze his sperm for future use/research. By preserving his little wrigglers, then getting a vaccine shot, the whole kerfuffle goes away.

heard this from multiple packers fans about rodgers.  anecdotally i’d say about 5 out of 6 with one insisting it was bullshit and he was straightest dude on earth.  small sample size, but the dissenting opinion came out 2 years ago...jus’ sayin’...

I had a legitimate reason for needing formula for our second child. She was unable to retract her tounge, it was stuck poking perpetually out of her mouth until age 9 months. She lost weight alarmingly fast while I struggled to breastfeed on patchy zoom calls with doctors, midwives and feeding coaches because no-one…

before we get started, does anyone want to get off?