Couldn’t happen to a more deserving group of con artists, hypocrites, idiots, and perhaps maybe some decent people who got brainwashed by their parents.

Researchers built Emma based on an amalgamation of all the body gripes listed by office employees as a representation of what too much sitting and not enough milling about does to a body over a span of 20 years.

Not only is this guy a complete and total shithead...this situation has me rooting for the <looks around....whispers> the Nationals.

“He’s the nicest kid in the world”

Just to hazard a guess but fans don’t travel as much in the US so you’d rarely have a stadium broken down even as evenly as 70/30... It’s hard to get a true pandemonium scene with just a few scatterings of fans.

Being the browns from a few years ago implies you’re only a few years away from starting the season 2-4 and frankly that’s a pretty high bar to clear at this point

Long-time reader, first-time writer. Apologies on the length.

My family and I live north of Chicago and bought a home last year. The previous homeowner’s parents built the home (in 1986) so we thought we knew everything.

The home has a main floor, upstairs (four bedrooms), finished basement (one bedroom) and attic. The…

5am? My Lord that’s early. I can just picture Snyder there in his office, across from a barely awake Gruden, stirring his coffee with a sleeve of gatorade cups.

“...they fear that one of the groups (“Thanos-like”) will be given pink slips, with the other told it is safe.”

This will be Burfict’s 14th suspension in his NFL career, and his third for an illegal hit. After his ejection, the Raiders captain ran off the field blowing kisses to the booing crowd.

If he’d only knocked a woman unconscious instead, they’d have him back in a month at worst.

It isn’t wise to inject anything that passed through Tampa, not without a full decontamination cycle.

I think “pulling off the ol’ double moochy” is what got him into trouble in the first place.

May as well get the best...

May as well get the best...

RSL continued to use its dominant position to force Petke to submit...

Why is it weird that she doesn’t make herself immediately available to:

She’s under no obligation to talk to the NFL, and would probably be better off if she didn’t. 

(1) She got engaged like two weeks after the alleged assault.

No, there really isn’t, because it’s none of your goddamned business. Weddings are usually planned a year or so in advance. I doubt she was considering coming forward a year ago.

I prefer pecs, actually.