“we failed to resolve [the incident] in a way that made either side feel supported,”

Come on man, that’s PATRIOTISM not POLITICS.  

I’m gonna get exposed to a flyover tonight and be asked to stand for the National Anthem even though I’m just there to watch a football game.

> paramilitary contingent

Dying laughing! Fucking genius. I would be your girlfriend, in a heartbeat.

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

There’s a way to say what she’s trying to say without blaming victims, and she never manages to do that. Yes, heavy drinking on college campuses is a problem. You can say, alcohol and drugs negatively impact your ability to read signal, express yourself, and properly evaluate consent. The conversation seems to always…

Ahh... you either have no Netflix, no teenage daughter, no wife, or no spare time.

Have...have you been under a rock with the rest of the creepy crawlies for the past 20 years?

1. What the fuck are you talking about? 2. Fuck off.

or swim in a pool, answer your own door, sell water without being a Nestle employee, park your car, rub against a napsack whilst squeezing through an aisle at the convenience store, be in the same car as your grandma on the way to church, sell loosies, be in the same apartment on a different floor as a white…

he followed up this morning with at least four examples of black, unarmed people who were shot & killed by police.

Same. Dude had killed three people and then stood there choking a church groundskeeper, and when they then had a clean shot on this dangerous individual they... let him run down the street to a roadblock or something?

he murdered three people and the cops can’t even tackle him? no, that ain’t “it’s a small town and we know him.” that’s whiteness. If they knew him they’d be *more* likely to tackle him and knock him down. Instead, they ran around him like a big game of tag in hopes he would tire himself out.

That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,…

An American President has never been so excited to root against an American champion. 

Good god, that’s exactly where this is headed isn’t it? We’re going to be discussing whether he completed the process of the clap and completed a non-clap football move.

I can’t wait to be horrified by the food at the venue.

One of [the crew] reported that a Japanese submarine had been tracking the Serpens before the explosion.

I searched the whole site for another article tagged yaklopnik and came up blank. Hopefully this is the first in a long string of yak related tuning articles. I’m really looking forward to the yak Cummins swap or the yak anti-roll bar upgrade in future posts.