I feel really dirty when I have the O’s on and my five-year-old clearly wants to root for whichever team is winning (the non-O’s) and I am slowly and surely pushing him into a life of disappointment and regret.

Good lord, survived the horrors of war, law school and studying for the Bar, only to be beaten into a pulp by the Orioles. Dark days in Baltimore.

Got our first foster placement, a newborn, last week, and in the negotiations over future kids, my wife got the football team (the Bills) and I got the baseball team (the Os)

Thank you for latching on to four words I wrote specifically about the Victoria’s Secret brand, as someone who has written about the fashion industry and its problems often for this website, to pen this manifesto. The whole industry sucks??? Who knew?!

“a white man with a heavy build, short dark colored hair and a receding hairline.”

Well to be fair, there wasn’t a black man involved. 

They had two shops in Belgium for a while, they went out of business here couple of years ago. I went to their absolutely huge Antwerp flagship store a couple of times- and I marvelled at the clothes, just how awful they were. I’d sometimes see something I liked, and then you have a closer look, look at the material…

She provided commentary for the BBC WWC coverage wherein she basically took unlimited shots at the US team and Jill in particular.

Absolute fucking tragedy. God, I really hate/love this sport and I feel terrible watching it. Just brutal.

one thing we have going for us in Portland is that it’s a great and established soccer city. The University of Portland women’s soccer team led the nation in college attendance for a decade and used to regularly draw 5K to games when Sinclair and Megan Rapinoe were winning the national title under Clive Charles. Sinc…

Get ready for people to lose their shit. 

Reminded me of everyone flaying Cam for being pouty at the Super Bowl presser with the celebration being audible nearby. That would depress the shit out of me too!

Wtf are you talking about? Is MLK no longer from Georgia because he was murdered? This article makes zero fucking sense. We’re all super proud of how upset you got tho.

From Pinoe’s girlfriend...

+1 reminder that 1993 was a really really long time ago 😢

If you don’t understand the difference between ho-hum 4-0 blowouts with sloppy play and a once-in-a-lifetime 13-0 display, I don’t know what to tell you.

This is the dumbest take. 

OH MY GOD SHE CLAPPED! THINK OF THE OPPONENTS! ETHICS IN GOALSCORING! THEY’RE CELEBRATING! ACT LIKE YOU BEEN THERE BEFORE!!!

And you certainly don’t run up the score by 13 goals against a team who’s ranked 40 spots below you