Don Jr was going to start a blues band for that reason, but then he says his father’s actual net worth & realized hee wasn’t really a billionaire...

No one sings the blues quite like the white son of a white New York billionaire. We can all relate to the struggle.

I’m an immigration attorney. I’ve had this fight with EOIR judges a few times. One time my 4 year old client was too scared to enter the court room. The judge insisted that the child come in and face her. I had to carry the child in (at this point he had calmed down but was still terrified and shaking). I told the…

I’m not sure it would be a good PR move for Uber to have a known sexual predator giving rides to unwitting customers. 

Vegas doesn’t take odds on whether gravity exists, they won’t take odds on whether Winston is a rapist. 

People who think their feelings are more important that providing healthcare to a person should not work in healthcare in any capacity.

You know, Based upon the evidence, I’m starting to think this guy might just be an asshole.

This is why people hate soccer.

With Mike Hoffman’s trade to the Panthers, Monika Caryk finally has the opportunity to fulfil her destiny as a future “Florida Woman.”

We’re all voting for him in the All Star Game, right? It’s not just me?

Thank you for ensuring I never, ever see this movie. I would not be able to handle that.

Got a pool? Any kids ever come over to your house, even once? If you answer yes to both, you need a fence around the pool, period. Just about this exact same incident happened to some friends of my wife’s a couple decades back, and then to some people in our church congregation two or three years ago. I bought a house…

DC resident here, though not a huge Caps fan (but I hopped on the bandwagon over the last month, because of fucking course I did).

It’s been well-documented that DC sports fans haven’t tasted a championship in 30+ years despite having some quality teams during that period (particularly in the last 5 years with the…

Honestly, good for them. Ovechkin certainly deserves it, and that was a hell of a series. And a hell of a playoff run!

I know things look promising right now, but Caps fans know there’s still an opportunity to blow this.

Very surprised at the outcome, since Bryan struck me as someone whose wife hadn’t fucked him for a long time.

Don’t all those teams have logos on their helmets, though?

Wonderful message, straight on point, beautiful.

I agree it’s got downsides but so does appointing judges for life and making them unaccountable to anyone or anything.

You have no idea the levels of fuckery it takes to make me side with the Fucking Eagles, but by god, Donny Boy has done it.