Well, that dude certainly has a rock-solid legacy to leave his kids.

I want everyone to see the uncropped AP photo:

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

I know it’s probably necessary to grow the game but it feels unfair when I’m sure a bunch of guys on Teams Brazil, GB and Israel are Americans with fortuitous ancestry/passport situations.

Repairing Ram trucks.

Official That Guy™ Comment.

I was literally setting money I didn’t have on fire in my garage.

Cops have started sitting in cars in the heat to make PSAs on local news agencies. Yes, your dog could absolutely die or be seriously injured in five minutes in some parts of the country.

I like the caterham thing. Do that. Please dear God do that and document in oppo.

I wouldn’t be surprised if she was an aspiring rapper.

Figures. Once again the liberal media focuses on anything wong associated with the National Anthem.

I doubt it, football players at Auburn aren’t known to have a strong defense.

It’s the Pitts.

I enjoy your work on Brooklynn 99.

idk, I feel like surplus military gear and tear gas is worse than dogs and hoses

Okay, so the dead, unarmed civilian was sitting in his car reading Pushkin when a police officer walked up and shot him in cold blood. Right? Is that what happened? Of, did this rock star get out of the car with a gun and refuse to drop it when asked multiple times? Which is it?

can’t wait for next week tabloids.

All over the internet, when the story broke that Weiner was being investigated by CPS, lots of people were claiming that it was *ridiculous* to think that his private life could have any impact on his ability to parent (even, you know, when he busted through some serious boundaries of appropriateness by sending sexts…

The Model Eh?