WTH ain’t nobody want to see that

Thomas Rolfe....or Thomas Roofe!

Admirer of waitrii

You know, Tiger Woods, pretty good golfer and successful ladies man. 

So like. Can I not say Womp Womp anymore? Are they turning it into something that I can’t say appropriately?

It’s the canadian waaaaaaayyyyy! 

Hopefully there’s enough collective room in all the mom’s basements to store this big data

Believe it or not, the correct answer is lesbian

You should actually consider self protection equipment.

Low key excited for the new Johnny English movie

Gooooooooooooood Riddance!

Nothing was more satisfying than seeing overrated Neuer unceremoniously stripped on that 2nd goal.

Pre-Gentrification Populace was the best one I’ve heard

Golf: Tiger Woods.
Basketball: Lebron

Bought our home last year on a 5-15-80 loan. 5% down, 15% loan at 6% and 3.99 on the remaining 80%. no PMI.

The overrated Man City dickhead, Otamendi

36? Looks like Bottom Boris has been ridden hard by life

That was my initial thought. There aren’t people around with half a brain to see that isn’t the best thing to wear?

You should buy them bus passes and drive your car. 135k in an 04 Passat does not beater make. Unless it’s just filthy