I would be more comfortable if there were at least one bad guy in a wheelchair in that lineup. And a woman.

But I'm not *against* sending money to adorable children. Also, I was joking around. I've got plenty of non-adorable arguments for stem cell research

Is the helmet really necessary? Kinda ruins the silhouette. The backpack too, for that matter.

This is amazing. Anybody still opposed to stem cell research: look at this adorable little girl and tell her right to her face that you'd rather she die

I can't keep it in any longer:

THERE'S NO DNA IN THE LAST 2 INCHES OF DREADLOCKS, COSIMA. HAVEN'T YOU EVER WATCHED CSI?

The best part of that scene: after the bloodcurdling scream, it cuts to black and you hear Vic say "I'm good". So tough

Lower case letter at the start of a sentence? Seriously... spell check your snark

We have those in Canada, it's called "folded egg" in McDonald's parlance and it's delicious. I always ask for that one with my McMuffins

That margarine was Canadian.

OH calm down, it's not that bad. Worse case scenario: she recoils in disgust and bumps her head.

Good answer, you said all the things I thought but couldn't get into words. Ok I could, but now I don't have to

What's not sanitary about it? Are you afraid there will be germs on the phone afterwards? Well your face is in the same space as the phone and as your pooping butthole, but I'm assuming you don't wash your face after taking a crap.

What I want to know is... which came first, the egg or the egg?

Happy birthday and thanks for explaining what "io9" isn't! Keep it up y'all

Call me when they're raping elephants

Hopefully we can at least get a Gary spinoff called That Was a Lie I Do Like Pudding Pops

Let's not forget that we're not talking about 200,000,000 ebola viruses or anything - just a bunch of benign bacteria living in the nasal cavity, plus the odd cold virus.

I don't mean to be a party pooper, but the inside of the vaccuum hose isn't exactly... clean. Cute gif, but that's all it is

THANK YOU. I found this incredibly helpful because I ran into pretty much all of the problems

In Canada we use a mixture of the two. We commonly measure distance, temperature, volume in metric, but height, weight and cooking in imperial (well, we use cups, tablespoons, etc - I don't know if that's imperial or something else)