Stankoven is ranked way too low. Is also my new incel-core band name

Good on ya. And I pray that Gizmodo management is getting as big a chuckle out of this as I am

Hey, if it all goes under, it may allow Nick Denton to swoop in and buy GMG back.

Can someone check my math to confirm that Zuck has lost about $6.8 billion today? Because before I checked the ticker I was having a lousy day.

Other than him not being in lane 2 and him running FAR under 19 seconds, so much of this tweet is perfectly correct.

Reading about tennis has been pretty much ruined for me since David Foster Wallace reinvented it, but dang is this good writing

This Steve Kerr fella. Kinda wasting his talent coaching basketball

Spellbinding try and a triumphant, historic weekend for USA Rugby. The dude he beat, Nanduva (#11) is Fiji’s fastest player. Earlier in the match, Baker ran down Nanduva for a try-saving tackle that set the tone for the entire match. The metrics have Baker hitting 23mph in the chase, in his sixth match of the weekend.…

This one goes in my pantheon of all-time favorite pieces of writing on Deadspin. Congrats

“It’s just that hard.” You don’t need to be Stacy Sims to know that. Speaking of which — she’s back in NZ?

Strong resemblance to Buddy the Elf

True fact: the uniforms that the USA and Sweden are wearing in cross-country events weigh seven ounces. Source: I do the PR for Craft Sportswear.

Russ: tie your damn shoes

This is the actual truth.

PR guy here. You don’t send that invite to a Gawker property (for now-obvious reasons). Ditto NY Times and Sports Illustrated (though they’re...softening). WSJ also usually a no-no and NPR and The New Yorker as well. But while it may look like pure influence peddling, I understand that they’re really seeking to…

Drew’s voice sounds startlingly similar to David Letterman’s

True story: I was having gut issues in an Ironman race, and wound up falling asleep in a PortaPotty. Though sadly, this cost me time instead of winning me the race.

But in CHOOSING to report on anything that dipshit has to say legitimizes him. I honestly don’t want to hear another fucking word from Lavar — here, or on ESPN, or anywhere.

This is why I hate the Upper East Side. Any other neighborhood and there would be 83 people adding in their own unique lived experiences to this clash

Nah, I like the dude in the black leather jacket just to the side of cobra man. He has his “#1" arm up even before the ball hits its apogee