Heart-breaking, and a terrific read. Thanks and here’s hoping you find healing.

That is a very good horse. Needs some of those Conti tires though. Uh, horseshoes.

He’ll look amazing in a Warriors uniform

Is there an emoji that depicts gagging?

Marshawn may not be the William Webb Ellis we want, but is the William Webb Ellis we need.

Has he never played in the PGA Championships?

What’s stopping UNC from granting him a full academic scholarship, inviting him as a “non-(athletic) scholarship” walk-on, and then adding him to their hoops roster? Whereupon, I hope, he drops 25 points on Pitt during an ACC game next winter...

LeBron has been playing competitive basketball for what? 25 years? I truly wonder if that’s the first time he’s even felt foolish on the court.

AT&T Park is cold as balls on every night

You may want to dig into the Warriors’ coaching staff a bit deeper and hand over another Kaep. Jarron Collins was a speaker at the DNC, giving a rousing speech on LGBT rights. And go back and watch the Mike Brown presser, only this time consider that his overly-forced laughter wasn’t joking, but rather barely-feigned…

Random thought: just who IS Elias? And why are they the final arbiters?

Has anyone noticed the Kubrick reference at :40?

Ethan Strauss? My God, they’re cutting into bone and muscle; that guy is the best basketball writer outside of SI’s Chris Ballard

I’m going to go through every response, look for someone mentioning that “he deserved it because Lycra,” and then go and find my own 31-ounce Louisville Slugger

Woodstock, GA? Shit Town? Looks like we need another podcast

As a cyclist, I’ll just point out that he’d get a 30-day sentence, suspended, for doing this to a bicycle. It’d be the cyclists’ fault somehow. “But he was wearing SPANDEX!!”

That’s a $200k move, right? What’s a fair price?

Hah! I came here to flame this ‘tard, too, Paul, but you beat me to it. Much love from Gordo

That clarifies nothing. But then, I was a History major at UCLA. So was Ken Norton, and neither of us learned anything

Hm. The media parties I throw are way more fun