I’ve been watching his videos for about six months now and never articulated what you nailed: the meditative satisfaction you get from watching them. It isn’t aspirational — I’m certainly not going to go out in the mud and build a hut — but it is somehow soothing to watch this humble guy do his thing with such…

If you groove one to a hitter and he takes it deep, that’s on you.

That is a stunning achievement, everything considered. And also one of the most well-written adventure tales I’ve read in a long, long time. Does Gawker submit stuff for anthologies?

Jesus, who shit in your Wheaties?

“It bounces off his fly!” — gotta love Jon Miller

They didn’t show it, but earlier he went footie with a four-block Stensie and whirled DIRECTLY into a nonner without dropping an Innisfree

Dicky V. is calling LAX now?

No, baseball does not have the best fighting. Here is a true and correct listicle:

And does Joe Rogan get to wet his beak? I’d be bummed for a month if he somehow got a half-point in Zuffa after some late, tequila-fueled bro-hug in Vegas. That’d be $20 million, right there

Savagely filthy. Hasn’t some advanced metrics deemed this the best-pitched effort in history?

Why would anyone get suspicious? Last year he raised his slugging percentage by 88 points over his career average. I’m sure its just an anomaly.

More rugby please

It may be time for a new Photoshop battle with this image

I don’t think even Brezhnev got this upset about U2s

I think she was better than 1:02. The leadoff leg leader went 58:7 and she sure looked stronger than that yeah?

Red Marble here. I’d just like to thank God, and my coaches.

It’s hard to pick the single most amazing thing from this video, but I’m going to go with Anderson Varejao appearing in it.

It was totes dank

And how am I still grey on Fittish? Sorry, I’ve had a lot of coffee today

How, in this age of Citizens United, is this allowed to even exist? If I were Jared, or Oiselle, I’d flip the bird to the IOC and take my chances. What are they going to do, issue a TRO? What judge would grant that given the clear constitutional issues? But if they did, it’d be stayed on appeal (which would last far…