They didn’t show it, but earlier he went footie with a four-block Stensie and whirled DIRECTLY into a nonner without dropping an Innisfree

Dicky V. is calling LAX now?

No, baseball does not have the best fighting. Here is a true and correct listicle:

And does Joe Rogan get to wet his beak? I’d be bummed for a month if he somehow got a half-point in Zuffa after some late, tequila-fueled bro-hug in Vegas. That’d be $20 million, right there

Savagely filthy. Hasn’t some advanced metrics deemed this the best-pitched effort in history?

Why would anyone get suspicious? Last year he raised his slugging percentage by 88 points over his career average. I’m sure its just an anomaly.

More rugby please

It may be time for a new Photoshop battle with this image

I don’t think even Brezhnev got this upset about U2s

I think she was better than 1:02. The leadoff leg leader went 58:7 and she sure looked stronger than that yeah?

Red Marble here. I’d just like to thank God, and my coaches.

It’s hard to pick the single most amazing thing from this video, but I’m going to go with Anderson Varejao appearing in it.

It was totes dank

And how am I still grey on Fittish? Sorry, I’ve had a lot of coffee today

How, in this age of Citizens United, is this allowed to even exist? If I were Jared, or Oiselle, I’d flip the bird to the IOC and take my chances. What are they going to do, issue a TRO? What judge would grant that given the clear constitutional issues? But if they did, it’d be stayed on appeal (which would last far…

Are we forgetting the Stormin’ Mormon, Danny Ainge? Toronto Blue Jays shortstop/Celtics point guard?

You see just how stupid your viewpoint is, right?

I think its even worse than that. Without media attention, and television broadcast, and other means of generating an audience, the game dies. His salary and the survival of the game is tied into generating excitement for his team. Get on board, sourpants!

I don’t mind any of this, but a buddy of mine had a new ACL put into his blown-out knee, and in describing the surgery, another buddy who was there got a little green in the gills. Once our patient said the phrase, “cadaver ligament,” the other buddy literally swayed on his feet and dropped his beer. I caught him…

Oh I got it. But I’d like to see these seamen try to form a Maginot Lineout