He could use a free haircut.

“Girl, don’t you ride around with Dr. Bernice, that’s not a real Cadillac. It’s a Delta 88, spray-painted black, with cheap leather seats from Juarez” — another gem from Lowery’s “Doctor Bernice”

How tempted would you be to crack someone over the head with that shillelagh? Side note: after playing baseball forever and high-level rugby for 11 years, I quit both and thought about playing hurling here in San Francisco. Went out to a practice, talked to a coach, and said I was interested in learning the sport. As…

It has to be the second hit right? That left knee of the Bronco’s linebacker coming in under the abdominal pad?

Heroic effort by a guy who has clearly struggled. Good for him. Though his side note, “Some (strains of cannabis) make you more aware of pain...” resonated, in a bad way. I was never a big pot smoker, but I got so unusually wrecked in one rugby match that I took the one-time step of lighting up. Huge mistake: it made…

Speaking of amazing, and defense, has anyone watched the Warriors play D? It’s like a swarm of angry, methed-up hornets

I watched the third quarter last night and had an epiphany: I was giddy. Delighted. Entertained. When was the last time you were delighted over a sports event? The Warriors are the greatest show on TV right now

I’d owned my own small PR firm for about four years by the time I figured out I could work with any client I wanted to - the only barrier to entry was getting my foot in the door. So I offered my services to publicize a local adventure race to the race director, and killed it. A lot of influential people were either…