It’s not like the Democrats are without sin.

Yeah, that’s not how this works. Your need for validation is both pathetic and creepy.

Perhaps you can use the same technique you use to identify Muslims who aren’t terrorists.

Please help yourself to all the Skittles.

Heck no, it’s a UN-one-world-government agenda movie. Or as Breitbart puts it:

Bloom quit over the weekend, after getting into a public-facing argument via statement with her mother.

Yeah, but then at least Roy Moore wouldn’t be in the Senate.

What I feel like every time there’s a new health care bill.

Apparently it is possible to make a worse adaptation of a beloved children’s classic than Doogal [sic].

I would rather eat a steaming hot bowl of chunky weasel vomit.

Just remember that it’s the same ‘a’ sound as Pall Mall.

I used to take naps in a toilet stall on a very dull job. It had one of those giant toilet paper rolls on the side wall, but no cover on it, so I could sit on the toilet with my head resting against the roll and go to sleep for ten minutes. One day I fell asleep for almost half an hour, and most of the time my head…

No truth to the rumor that the AMA will now refer to splenomegaly as “fabulously sized spleen”.

There’s a good quality copy of the TV movie Special Bulletin on YouTube.

My (no doubt naive) hope is that there is something he can be on the hook for personally. Sigh.

Surely there is at least one angry billionaire who could secretly bankroll civil suits against Joe Arpaio. 

“My Administration will continue to support the advancement on women, backed into every corner of the Nation,”

Obligatory.