Fireball and Coke Zero is delicious.

It’s basically Night of the Living Dead without that film’s nuanced portrayal of the zombie side.

Cheekbone privilege personified.

“But members of the president’s staff, stunned and disheartened, said they never expected to hear such a voluble articulation of opinions that the president had long expressed in private.”

27% is the magic number.

Spoiler: the feisty old lady is actually Osama Bin Laden.

Trembling Chin Face.

here is a political figure who is even more unpopular: Hillary Clinton. This is the result of the Democratic Party’s existing strategy.

The 2012 version was also the last quad core Mini, making it a significant improvement on its successors.

“hockey match”

Let’s not unpack. Ever.

The Strange and Possibly Sordid Story of Mitch McConnell’s Military Service

It does indeed appear that David Edelstein has failed to appreciate the true gravitas of this latest installment in the underpants-on-the-outside film genre that has so revitalized the art of cinema in the 2010s.

If he needed a nudge, though, one came from France over the weekend. Macron was quoted in a French journal talking about his white-knuckled handshake with Trump at their first meeting in Brussels, where the newly elected French president gripped Trump’s hand tightly and would not let go for six long seconds in a show…

I confess to being disappointed that you didn’t mean too many costumes with literally half an ass.

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The last few years of walking up subway stairs behind yoga pants has made me completely oblivious to any shape inside clothing.