Spoiler: they survive 90 years on the ship, but only by eating all the other passengers.

You: [Add in some humor to get her smiling and create a spark between you] Cool…nice to meet you Jessica. I don’t normally talk to girls with headphones, but your big green headphones were just calling out to me.

Come Fuck Me Penne à la Vodka

Video.

From Farryn Johnson’s complaint:

Finnegan’s Woke.

Buses plunge, breasts pendule. It’s the way of the world.

Is that in a van?

Fuckers. Donald Trump will get our questions back.

Christy Turlington -ish.

Pat Robertson and Sarah Palin would really lock up the grifter vote.

Yes. At 49, I felt like an old young person. At 50, it was really upsetting to realize that I was actually a young old person.

Yeah, poor Miranda, forced into a single-family brownstone in Brooklyn. Can you imagine.

It’s not reflexive to call someone an idiot after discovering that they know nothing about business or economics and are willing to overlook their own party’s virulent bigotry toward people of their own background because some Republicans in Oregon were nice to them about a religious issue this one time.

We can be penguins,

Agreed. I was concerned that this was yet another instance of foreign Islamofascist terrorism, so I’m relieved that it actually appears to be a totally normal isolated incident of domestic disgruntlement.

I only buy gas at places with a big crucifix out front.

by a 27 point margin Republicans say they disapprove of the President’s executive order last year pardoning two Thanksgiving turkeys

“Woman artists?” Please. It’s “artistrixes”, or “artistettes”.

Can’t decide.