Huh, this is a much more flattering picture than the one on Gawker. That one clearly demonstrates just how quickly people can become unattractively dumpy as soon as their biological obligations have been met.

In the first few episodes, I thought Jason was just clueless, but the longer it goes on, the more impressed I am with him. He stays focused, demands what he wants, never seems to get that ruffled. Meanwhile Effie gets more bent out of shape in every encounter, swearing, making faces, getting increasingly rude and…

But will it be holding an apple?

Sharon Horgan also co-wrote/co-starred in Catastrophe, streaming on Amazon.

Whenever I see that picture of Miley Cyrus, her breasts make me feel sad, like they’re still small children too young and fragile for the glare of the spotlight. They should be at home listening to a nice bedtime story.