If you heard “Yanny” then you were an accident, your parents never wanted you and they certainly don’t love you. The truth hurts.

is his girlfriend facing similar charges as an accomplice?

I know it’s a super unpopular opinion, but I *loved* Chappie. So completely weird and colourful.

I bet Chris Evans will at the end of the movie transform into Greenland after a cataclysmic natural disaster. 

District 9 was superb, and everyone’s been waiting for that lightning to strike twice.

So what you are saying is a van got slammed into by an out of control Honda and autonomous controls had nothing to do with the wreck. So I guess Jalopnik is just reporting on local accidents now. Ok, got it.

The accident was caused by both vehicles trying to occupy the same space at the same time.

Sounds like ain’t nobody gonna avoid that one. Accord swerved to avoid a car driving on the wrong side of the road and that’s where the minivan happened to exist

Yes, I’m sorry, I looked at the phone in a haze, muttered, “What in the hell?” and went back to sleep. I should probably edit to make that clearer.

Great. More illegal immigrants coming and taking our jobs like those foreigners from Puerto Rico.

So they’re more or less exactly like the United States is right now?

Don’t kid yourself though. The same shit happens in any city in Canada / US too. A co-worker of mine in Vancouver told us he gets harassed almost on a weekly basis for being asian despite being Vancouver born and raised.

Responsible Crow had been sipping an alcoholic drink out of that bottle and knew he wasn’t okay to fly, so he used the train.

“On a traditional 2D map, the path looks nothing like a straight line; but remember, the Earth is a sphere.”

“The worst part? All the utterly incompetent one-dimensional stock characters that wandered into my house to gawk at me and feign surprise at how affordable this cheap plastic crap was...”

Another case of Asimov’s Cult of Ignorance - “My ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”

I often try to pinpoint the moment when “everyone is entitled to their opinions” somehow erroneously morphed into “everyone’s opinion is entitled to respect.” Because NO.

We need to stop this “I’m entitled to my opinion” non-sense. All opinions are not of value nor should they be respected. I know absolutely nothing about nuclear physics. My opinion on the topic of nuclear physics makes about as much sense as a soup sandwich.

Hey, friendly reminder.

Hit YouTube and watch the whole 19 minutes. It was hilarious!