Damn, this is some serious “big brother” shit right here. You know what would be safest for everyone? If they just stuck us in floating recliners that kept us fed and sedated 24-7. I’m sure crime, accidents and violent deaths would be solved overnight.

that sounds to me like some paperwork fucked up. they export that same sort of stuff all the time. probably wasn’t listed as an export for some reason.

“We’re so terrified of you being violent that we’re going to bring you to our location instead of calling or texting.”

The next two years are going to be scary as fuck while all the white supremacists double down for what may be their last, biggest hurrah

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

Finding out Keanu Reeves is a genuinely nice guy makes the world seem slightly less shitty.

“As far as I can tell, there are no surviving prints of this newsreel.”

North Bergen is a B district finanical group, with A being the poorest and J being the richest.

North Bergen is not arich school. Maybe do some basic research 

I’m disgusted, this money could have been spent on football.

In hindsight it’s pretty clear that Trump’s 2015 “I like people who don’t get caught” comment about McCain was a watershed moment for the GOP. Until that point, Trump had of course said a lot of horrible and stupid things, but he hadn’t really attacked and disgraced anything that the GOP held as absolute sacrosanct.

As with all Streaming platforms, how do they work when you have piss poor internet? Poorly or not at all. There is no other alternative than, Poorly or not at all.

I give it two years of being basically underused and forgotten before they shut it down unceremoniously, as is the Google way.

We do, indeed, but that presupposes that the powers that be actually want America to be bright and well informed.

Every day, I *really* can’t believe that this utter and complete moron was elected to be the president of the united states.

The president is unwell, but the way politics devolved, the oath these cretins swore to the Constitution is not worth the parchment it was written on.

Eh, some of the greatest games ever made can put me to sleep if I’m tired enough. Gaming in general is a soothing experience for me so I can easily fall asleep if I’m over-tired.

Yeah, I need to defend this part of it too. I frequently fall asleep playing games, and it has nothing to do with quality or entertainment value. Simply m y work/life schedule doesn’t permit me to sit down and relax till 11PM most nights, and I need to be up at 5:30-6 AM to get the kids ready for daycare and me for…

Some people just like being mad.

You need a spoiler warning for a throwaway line about a hero kicking a villain’s ass in a movie?