leftoverspleen
Leftover_spleen
leftoverspleen

It sounds like people think of getting into Heaven like going to nightclub and telling the bouncer that they know the owner.

Truffle oil is disgusting. Its just aromatics and other gross synthetic stuff designed to smell like truffle...with no actual truffle inside.

The best age for children is the age that they move out of the house because they have a big contract with a professional sports team and then they buy you a house.

Bonus GIF

Thundercloud, FTW

not sure, maybe a Rolls?