All that crap made total sense when I was 11-years old and hungry for more Star Wars.

It sounds like people think of getting into Heaven like going to nightclub and telling the bouncer that they know the owner.

The Bush 43 administration was full to the ceilings with the most clueless people ever to have been given the reins of government. It’s why I filed for retirement from the Army Reserve within an hour of having received my 20 year letter. I wouldn’t follow those people out of a burning building.

Truffle oil is disgusting. Its just aromatics and other gross synthetic stuff designed to smell like truffle...with no actual truffle inside.

The best age for children is the age that they move out of the house because they have a big contract with a professional sports team and then they buy you a house.

I’ll just let the Confederate Constitution speak for itself:

Bonus GIF

Thundercloud, FTW

not sure, maybe a Rolls?

and the voters are ready to hand the Senate back to these idiots in November. *sigh*

Be careful what you release, Rob :).