well people sure seemed to forget the bush admin. maybe the trump memory will be scarred into our collective brains even deeper than w’s traumas.

What’s a bezel?

well it got jaime to head up to the wall i guess

Having used an iPhone and a Samsung, apples os is world’s better than Android. Without replacing Android what’s the point of this phone?

this is a fucking stupid idea. why not focus on preventing existing species from going extinct instead of this publicity stunt? the end can’t come soon enough

depends on your definition of shitpost

those aren’t triangles. they’re rhombuses

I’ve never gotten one...but does it really take 40 minutes per manicure?

big deal i have liquid water in a cup in front of me

except a lot louder. god i hate motorcycles and would be happy to see them all banned

to be fair, all the cheese at subway tastes the same

My hypothesis is that we don’t remember learning a language as children so it seems like we learned it faster. In reality, a child can’t really speak their native language very well until they’re nearly 4 or 5 years old. If you could devote all your attention to learning a language as an adult, I imagine it would be…

“Hey bud, I need you to do a quick favor for me. Just take these “cigarettes” and put them in Al’s locker. I’ve always known I could count on you, bro. “

some boring hymn nobody under 35 is familiar with. way to be maintain that brand consistency to the end of the world, cnn.

both movies are totally righteous

was this written by a lockheed martin publicist? jesus christ.