well people sure seemed to forget the bush admin. maybe the trump memory will be scarred into our collective brains even deeper than w’s traumas.

well it got jaime to head up to the wall i guess

those aren’t triangles. they’re rhombuses

I’ve never gotten one...but does it really take 40 minutes per manicure?

except a lot louder. god i hate motorcycles and would be happy to see them all banned

to be fair, all the cheese at subway tastes the same

“Hey bud, I need you to do a quick favor for me. Just take these “cigarettes” and put them in Al’s locker. I’ve always known I could count on you, bro. “

some boring hymn nobody under 35 is familiar with. way to be maintain that brand consistency to the end of the world, cnn.

both movies are totally righteous

was this written by a lockheed martin publicist? jesus christ.