Great work, Ballaban. Really tremendous stuff. However, I must say that you left out the most crucial dramatization of nuclear war that currently exists on the Internet.

If there is a greater indictment of gambling than this comment, I can’t think of one.

The NFL rule book is becoming the USGA rule book.

Best. Soccer game. Ever.

Some people choose to see the ugliness in this world, the disarray.
Gronk chooses to see the dick jokes; to believe there is an order to our days. A purpose.

I read your post and just below it on my screen was the headline “Bills Fan Drinks Booze Out of Butt” and it just really tied the room together.

Well he’s not allowed in Malibu anymore.

He paces around bouncing a tennis ball off the walls muttering “redrum”.

This is as good a time as any to link to the press conference where a hot tempered Lasorda called out a pair of Padres in an explicit rant after they accused Lasorda of ordering a hit on one of ‘em. I could listen to this rant a million times before it gets old.

No, I mean literally. Props to Bauer are what got him in this mess.

Props to Bauer for giving it a try.

“I’m sorry, the answer we were looking for was Camaro’s....Camaro’s.”

Your ability to predict the future intrigues me. Give me a call.

The reason for the decline is Colin Kaepernick. I for one haven’t watched him play even a snap all season.

And despite all this, they’re still paying their players more than the NFL’s minor league system.

We’ve been screwed here in Loudoun County Va for a while now...

Totally impartial observer of this game... Beckham needs to obviously find a way to cool it for the good of his team (and for that matter, it would likely also result in his personal performances improving, not being distracted and all). But I thought he had a legitimate gripe and thought the taunting penalty was…

This IS Craigslist, after all. You could probably offer ATM in exchange for the car.

You’ve gone and gotten yourself all upset about a scenario that exists only in your head.