Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

What a good boy, shitting outside.

Trump may very well be a coke user. That’s what I’m hearing. Many, many people are telling me very interesting things about Mr. Trump’s habits. Many very credible people. Super credible people. Without a doubt.

You know what these guys need, right?

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

Isn’t the Jets being shit what a national TV audience expects?

You don’t go to a Vegas show and want to hear Britney or Lionel Ritchie say “Tonight I’m just gonna play new stuff”

Give us your old act, the classics.
Keep being shit, that’s the J-E-T-S we know and love.

God, the Bears are awful. And they got primetime games two weeks in a row? It’s bad enough that people in Chicago have to watch this garbage but do we really have to let the rest of America suffer like that? John Fox owes America an apology.

Kevin Garnett was what happens when a DMX album comes to life and starts playing basketball.

Here we go:

As someone who’s commuted around OSU extensively by bike, my sympathies and well wishes to the cyclist for a quick recovery. I also think Schiano’s an ass clown and that the whole school cares way too much about football.

But that cyclist made a pretty lousy choice: Lane/Fred Taylor is in a 35mph zone by the OH-315…

Where’s the option for those of us who aren’t watching the NFL currently but would if Colin Kaepernick took a shit on the corpse of Roger Goodell?

Directed at Jezebel:
The City of Broad Shoulders

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Only touchdowns scored in a stupid or funny way should count.

This is the guy who, when asked if he was Jewish, said he was “Jew-ish.” I’m sure it is.

I don’t even think that was the worst hit. This one was worse.

To be fair, it was the fourth helmet to helmet hit he took. Guess the refs figured if the first three didn’t do it the fourth wouldn’t either.

Hmm, I hope no one is waiting for persons filling the Venn Diagram intersection of “members at WingFoot” and “reading DeadSpin” to show up and blabber.