I gotta be honest, it’s stupid as shit but yeah, if I were a billionaire I’d build a 50 foot statue of myself overlooking everything. I’d put that shit on top of a building and have a deadman switch installed, so that when I kicked it, the statue would fall 80 stories and hopefully crush a bunch of people who came to…

Christ, that’s right. Jake Delhomme gumped his way into a Super Bowl. In my defense I took a lot of drugs in high school.

I’m sorry, I cannot get behind you re: that statue. That thing is fucking excellent. If I were a billionaire, I’d certainly have a statue built in my honor of me leading a charge of panthers with a football in hand as my weapon of choice. FUCK YEAH

Is there a rhyme or reason to which of these old stories hit the top of the main page?

That ball clearly did not consent to scoring. Glad FSU did the right thing for once.

I like the believe Musk sabotaged the rocket in an attempt to save humanity for Facebook’s world domination plan.

[scribble notes furiously]

Can you just rename The Concourse “ReGawk” and be done with it? I mean, I genuinely enjoy in-depth stories that have little or nothing to do with sports, scathing social commentaries, and brutal political takedowns. But this tabloid shit... Did Deadspin draw the short straw?

This is the end for Romo. Most snake-bitten QB I ever saw.

“And with the first pick in the 2022 draft, the Dallas Cowboys select...”

It is actually is safer to move out of the passing lane and let cars pass you. If you change lanes to the right with the cars going the same speed as you, the faster drivers can easily pass in the passing (left) lane with very little risk to anyone.

Oh yeah, he’s getting a big time pass for this one. No one is mentioning how douchey he is; no one is saying it’s an embarrassment; and no one is writing negative articles about it. There was even a supportive hashtag for him that was trending for hours called #LOVE4GabbyUSA

Dear Mr. DeMuro.......

Doug Demuro must be the least “car guy” automotive writer on the planet.

Be honest now, THIS is the reason Doug isn’t at Jalopnik anymore.

OF COURSE the million mile Toyota Tundra is beige.

A Family member owns a local coin-op wash and I’ve helped enough with maintenance there to be very familiar with the inner workings.