This one strikes a chord. My dad had a Canadian-market 1982 930, during the dark years when such things were not being imported directly. He picked it up at the factory in November, on fresh Pirelli P7 rubber, and proceeded to drive it around Germany with my mom, in varying wintry conditions. It was then returned to…

- said someone who’s never rescued ANYONE from a burning vehicle or building.

Or "A dude got RUN over at the 12 hours of Sebring"!

Hitchens be like "you won't get any arguments from me"

It's on DailyMoti0n. Looks like I just found an hour to kill tonight. Thanks for this

There's currently a bill in the U.S. House that would allow our dwindling reserve of transportion funds to be spent on vehicle-to-vehicle communications as well as the actual physical infrastructure.

By the way in Spain we love this kind of saves

Just finished

If there is snow/ice/etc then yes... Full potato.

Two entire seconds, huh? In New York you'd have been honked at for 1.8 of them already. Cabbies are the worst at this. I swear to god it's like John Force is back there half the time with the reaction times they've got.

Just get rid of the girlfriend.

If the model 3 is shaped like a Prius at all, I will cry.

I shall dub thee Ella Fitzgerald, for how much scat is now in that Jazz.

They were Fittna be dead.

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Why are you even on Jalopnik? I'm sure Consumer Reports has a forum that suits your special needs.

The prevailing lore is the term refers to the result of what a person looks like after a crash wearing a helmet but no other protective gear:

When there was only one set of footprints, that's when I was carrying you because my penis was stuck inside you.

Well, I'm Brasilian. Argentinians are so hilariously racist anyway that the harder they get trolled, the better.

But trolling someone over a fight they picked and lost is FUNDAMENTALLY NOT THE SAME THING as trolling someone over a long history of repression and abuse.